Valley Sex
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הסתר
A San Fernando Valley bodega delivery dude tries to make it as a porn star while seducing various women he meets on his delivery bicycle runs.
פורסם על ידי TeddyWad
תמלול וידאו
Man, how many times you gotta look at these filthy things?
Look, this is not a library.
You can purchase a magazine and go view them on your own time.
Now you have galleries to make.
Lighten up, Raj.
I mean, look at this.
Two hotties trout fishing.
Doesn't that just make you moist?
This is great.
You're in the scissor position.
Two hot, wet pussies rubbing together.
All right, I get it.
Maybe lesbians aren't your thing.
But look at this.
This guy's killing it.
Wouldn't you just love to be in his shoes for one moment,
taking the girl from behind?
Oof.
But what about Major Wood here in an Army Fatigue
spucking the big titty blonde?
You like that?
Maybe you like something that has a theme or a story.
Oh, fuck it.
Who wants to read when they're jerking,
especially when you're watching a porno?
I mean, who writes this crap anyway?
You don't care, do you?
You still alive, Gandhi?
Damn, you must be gay.
I am not a homo sapien.
I like the titty just as much as the next man.
Just because I don't look at this bill
or have a girlfriend or even date girls,
that doesn't mean I like to play the meat whistle.
Okay, get up.
Now you gotta make your deliveries.
No complaints today.
Stupid, want a bagel try?
Don't be late.
But my bike, it got a flat tire, so that's why I'm late.
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