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Barney.

What are you doing?

She, uh...

She threw me out.

She threw you out?

Yeah, that's what I said. She threw me out.

You gonna let me in?

Yeah.

Come on in.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. She threw me out!

Huh? Threw me out! And I gave her the best years of my life.

The best years of my life!

Got anything to eat?

Oh.

You coming?

Angela, this is Barney.

We used to be roommates.

Angela.

Barney.

Angela.

Barney.

Barney.

Angela, hi. Nice to meet you.

Oh, I like that.

It was nice to meet you.

Relative?

Or me.

Let me guess. Brain surgeon.

I'm kidding. I'm just kidding.

I mean, I can't believe it. I mean, she just...

She just threw me out.

She says that I have no... no... no substance.

I'm not exciting.

I mean, I was never exciting.

I mean, do you remember a time when I was ever exciting?

So what am I going to do now?

Okay, here's the plan.

You can stay here a couple days until you get your shit together.

I mean, you know, work through things, get your head clear.

After all, we were roommates.

Yeah, we were roommates.

Yeah, this'll be just like old times.

Make that shit off!

Goddamnit!

What are you doing?

Um, I can't sleep.

Honey, it's 2 a.m.

Um, I'm chanting.

It's 2 a.m.

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