play time with BBW wife

"Parker Pussy."

Baby! Gold star!

By the way, my dancing was not that bad.

It was pretty good.

I have pool.

You kiss so many people with Parkinson's.

That's not how I remember it.

Okay, how do you remember it?

Alright, whatever you say.

Hey, here's the phone on your head.

You make me happy.

Now I know we said no gifts, but...

We said no such things.

I got you something anyway. A clear ****** of the no gifts rule.

We had no such rule.

Alright. I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.

John!

Those the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall?

Yeah.

You know, Laurie, someday there's gonna be a ring in there.

But I wanna wait till I get you something really special.

I just don't have the ********* it.

Look, I'm only saying this because I love you.

You're not gonna have any sort of career if you keep wasting time with Ted.

Oh, geez, here we go.

Okay, please ask Ted to move out so we can move on with our lives.

Laurie, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.

I was not a popular *****. You have to understand.

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