Off The Record - ep 7 - Good Morning Log By RedLady2K

I'm not sure yet. Maybe when I can get comfy, I will.

Hmph!

What? You jump on a sofa like that? This is not even your home.

You want something? Like coffee, tea, something to eat?

No thanks. I just wanna crash now.

Good, 'cause I'm not even sure there's anything edible in the fridge yet. ******** on the couch.

So we are arranging this position. I'll give her the bed and I'm gonna ***** on the sofa.

I don't know how comfortable it will be, but it's very nice of us to be the first day and not even *****ing on our bed.

Where to now?

Okay...

Don't move! I said don't move! Put your hands where I can see them!

Jesus, I can make it. I can make it.

This must be a nightmare, that is.

Freeze or I'll shoot you!

Dude, there's a lot of them beside you!

Stop!

That was stupid.

What's going on?

What happened? Where am I? Who am I?

Hey, you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?

What?

Never mind, a joke.

How are you feeling?

I don't know, I'm fine, I guess.

We don't have any papers on you. What's your name?

My name is... I can't remember.

I thought you were going to watch a thriller, not a comedy.

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