JOI

and I know that I'm a good weather lady,

good weather girl, whatever you wanna call me.

But I'm good at explaining, showing the weather,

good weather caster.

But I don't think that's the only reason

that you like to watch the weather channel, is it?

It's because I dress up in these sexy little outfits,

and all the different movements that I do.

And my question is for you,

is while I get all dressed up sexy,

why don't you get dressed up sexy?

You're sitting there in your sweatpants,

in your greasy, fat ass,

eating Cheetos, drinking soda,

whatever it is that you do, drinking beer,

while watching me talk about the weather.

I don't think it's very fair.

I think that you should dress up in a suit,

and you should have a nice cigar sitting there

with a nice glass of champagne,

and watch the weather that way.

But I guess, ultimately, you wouldn't wanna

get a mess on yourself down there, would ya?

So here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna play a little game with you,

because I know the reason why you watch

the weather channel is to see me.

You look forward to it every day,

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