Helping not son

And we spin the bottle.

And when it lands on you, you ask a question or do something.

Um, okay. So I guess you go first.

Okay.

Um, so let's ask. Let's see.

So you've never had sex with a girl?

Oh, I have to answer that?

Yeah.

Like, in person or like on the computer?

In person.

Oh.

Hmm. Well, we need to change that then.

Again.

Well, I guess you've already seen girls on the internet, but you haven't seen a girl in real life.

No.

So...

Wait, what are you doing?

I'm going to take this off.

Wait.

What?

You sure?

Yeah.

More comfortable now.

Okay.

You sure you're okay with this, mom?

Yeah.

Okay.

Uh oh.

Does that mean I get to...

I get to do something?

Or ask you something?

Sure.

Can I ask you to take your bra off?

Okay.

Okay.

Wow, they're pretty. No wonder my friends are always looking at you.

Whoa. Okay, is it your turn?

That's you. Oh no.

Alright.

I feel really comfortable now.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's part of the game? Yeah.

It's all part of the game. Oh my gosh.

Ow. Like what you see?

Mom, you're naked. So?

We're a family. I saw you naked once.

One of two, maybe.

You've seen me a little longer than that, but it's okay.

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